You love camping. But you know what you freaking hate about camping? Every time you sleep in a bag on the ground it feels like you're doing an impression of a homeless person. And you love in-home saunas. But you know what you freaking hate about in-home saunas? That shit can't leave your enormous house.
That's why you should buy a Sauna Box. It's a sauna you can put outside if you have $41,000. Now right now you're probably asking yourself: Do I buy a $41,000 Mustang Boss 302, or do I invest that $41,000 in portable humidity? Answer: Both. You deserve it.
The Sauna Box, for rustic dehydration fetishists. Buy now and get free kidney stones!
LIFESTYLE NOTE! This is the best way to get naked and bond with same-sex friends and still (claim to) be straight.
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