Saturday, March 2, 2013

MB G63 6x6. - $525,000


Few things say White Supremacist more accurately and succinctly than "Pickup Truck." So if you want to lithely belabor the point and deliver a 4 or 5 minute soliloquy from the steps of the Reichstag, sign up for the Mercedes G63 6x6. This doesn't just say "whites are awesome." It says, "Me and my pal Revived Cyborg Hitler are going to drive over the thick-browed skulls of races we hate." (Vroom vroom.) "Also, we're rich." Twin-turbocharged 5.5-litre V8 from AMG with 536bhp and 560lb ft of torque will have you shouting "Yes! Yes!" while looking like a futuristic member of the SS. They're only making a few dozen a year, so get yours before some other eugenist nabs the vehicle that will have everyone rightly hate you for reminding them what could've been if Japan hadn't awoken the sleeping giant. Price tag: $525K, ie: this house.

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